Spot On. For both me and Tyler.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control.. Like boundaries.. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted.. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy… Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos.. Attractive.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist… Doesn’twant to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome)..Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing.. Doesn’t like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient…. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends.. Flirtatious. Doesn’t like rules… Sometimes hypocritical.. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn’t like being doubted.. beautiful inside and out
Asking everyone on Omegle why the rum is gone? Priceless
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m/f? You: Female. Why is all the rum gone? That’s what I wanna fucking know. Stranger: some questions don’t have obvious answers Stranger: some do You: Well, do you know is why I’m asking. It’s a simple yes or no question Stranger: well probably because someone drank it Stranger: perhaps you? You: No, I mean. I had three bottles, but there were two more I swear You: You know where that dick Sparrow is at? You: He probably has ‘em Stranger: notta clue You: damn, well. thanks for your help anyways Your conversational partner has disconnected.
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
I found my vows
(Source: ninethirteenten)
I miss you.
That’s all, plain and simple. I miss you. I really wish you were here. I’m not gonna go on about how nice it feels when I’m beside you, and how better I feel when I can sleep next to you, because you already know that. Pillows don’t always do the trick. Hopefully that can change next month when I can try and go up for Halloween. Why couldn’t North Carolina be right next to Massachusetts? That wold make things so much easier on my half. But I mean, if I didn’t truly care for you and love you, I wouldn’t be going through with this. I’m not saying you have doubts, just stating a fact.
And it’s not even just missing you in general. It’s the times like now where I can’t sleep, and I’m alone. And there’s no one to talk to. And your company would just make everything so much better. And the moments like today when I was at Greek Fest. Little things like that I wish I could share with you, but can’t. It’s okay though. I’d rather wait and be able to do better things than go with some guy I’d be wasting my time with.
And if I do end up going to the U.K and Ireland for a week and a half next summer, I promise you I won’t leave you for a foreign guy. I know I’m probably gonna hang out with Cameron and his friends, but. Even though I’m going to be having fun I’m going to be wishing that you were there. I’m going to be walking around place after place thinking, “Omg Tyler would love that”.
And are you kidding me? I’d so much rather go to that third story Arcade with you any day. It’s okay though, no matter where I go or for how long, I’m always going to be thinking about you, always loving you, and always wishing you were by my side if you aren’t at the moment.
I love you, forever.
