Asking everyone on Omegle why the rum is gone? Priceless

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: Female. Why is all the rum gone? That’s what I wanna fucking know.

Stranger: some questions don’t have obvious answers

Stranger: some do

You: Well, do you know is why I’m asking. It’s a simple yes or no question

Stranger: well probably because someone drank it

Stranger: perhaps you?

You: No, I mean. I had three bottles, but there were two more I swear

You: You know where that dick Sparrow is at?

You: He probably has ‘em

Stranger: notta clue

You: damn, well. thanks for your help anyways

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